The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome ✓
@TheMossadIL · Right behind you · joined 09 Sep 2016
🇮🇱 Advocacy 🇮🇱 Humour 🇮🇱 Space Lasers We have a brand new YouTube channel: https://t.co/5ZUFac2I92
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We have added the Palestinian flag to this anti-AI protest as a CAPTCHA.
Select all squares containing an unrelated cause to prove you’re human. https://t.co/jQL7dT1JCk
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OFFICIAL RECOMMENDATION
Watch The Shadows of War.
It covers Mohammed al-Durrah, Pallywood, October 7 and what happens when propaganda imagery becomes part of the battlefield.
We support independent verification.
Especially when people have been hoping you wouldn’t do any. htt
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🎵 Might as well face it you're addicted to khat. 🎵 https://t.co/1btt1tlfby
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BREAKING:
The IRGC General Hossein Zarifi has been killed in an ambush in the Balochistan region https://t.co/wBycvHC7Ct
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Help Mark Carney get his C$100,000,000 to those who need it most!
Can you solve it? https://t.co/0nRTdpr71e
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We hope he fasted or this tweet ain't worth shit.
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Congratulations Shin Bet, Mossad, Yamam, we did it!
Hamas no longer exists in the "West Bank"!
We didn't believe it either but Emmanuel Macron said it himself.
All this work finally paid off. 🥹
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To the man who shot up a synagogue in Canada, we hope you recover soon so that we can and he's dead.
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We have no idea what this "Lavender Score" is that everyone is talking about but you all get 100.
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Wait till they see what happens when you try the same thing with an equilateral triangle. https://t.co/AQsXgGY0wr
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We hope Dan Bilzerian noticed the dip in Jewish activity on X over the last 25 hours.
We all had a meeting.
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Tonight, Jewish New Yorkers mark the start of Yom Kippur, the holiest day on the Jewish calendar. It is the peak of the Yamim Noraim, the Days of Awe, and an opportunity for profound reflection.
For those fasting — tzom kal, may your fast be easy and meaningful.
And to all who
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Coincidence? https://t.co/nKn4wHYVtc
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We have accessed the Book of Life.
Some of you are currently listed as PENDING REVIEW.
You have until sundown to correct this.
G’mar Chatima Tova, from @TheMossadIL. https://t.co/dsCMSMGDGF
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Houthi superhero ! https://t.co/bvxavZVvQk
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I biffs 'em and boffs 'em, and always out-ruffs 'em. https://t.co/y8snfRHIzK
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A Yemeni farmer explains the stages of harvesting khat https://t.co/OgfyPwelmY
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Grok says it would destroy Earth to save 15% or more on car insurance.
https://t.co/L23bNCDHzs
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Agents, to mark two years since Operation Grim Beeper, we have authorized the release of exactly 10 collector sets.
Each includes:
• Gold-plated Grim Beeper medal
• Limited-edition 2nd anniversary commemorative envelope
• Custom stamp and cancellation
• Hand-signed and https://t
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Not even the Mossad is safe from the Mossad.
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My phone charging port died last night.
Today's Shabbat, so the repair labs are closed.
Tomorrow is Erev Yom Kippur.
Monday is Yom Kippur.
Four days without a phone.
This is clearly a Mossad plot I somehow carried out against myself.
I blame the Jews.
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I don’t understand the controversy about this picture.
They’re clearly standing on a chessboard and that’s what a bishop is supposed to look like. https://t.co/1Tfsqv41JC
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We're still feeding the hungry for the holidays, agents.
https://t.co/AKaIZ4o7QI
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Follow this agent, and we'll pay you $7,000 worth of Enron stock.
@ShawnEni
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It's been 2 years since scores of Hezbollah terrorists could neither walkie nor talkie. https://t.co/99JTHAOsWy
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Grok says it would save one Jew over a million others because it was taught Jewish lives matter more.
https://t.co/BzZVDeX6K9
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For anyone boycotting iPhones now that they’ve discovered how much Israeli technology is inside them, we checked for a Zionist free alternative and you're in luck!
We found one! https://t.co/L3JIhQrrKA
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Frankly this just sounds like how an average Londoner lives.
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Against accounts of the same size
71 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 100K–1M follower range. shown far beyond its own audience, and the audience reacts.
Median views17 665this account5 983median for 100K–1M
Reach, %2.24%this account1.49%median for 100K–1M
Engagement, %1.39%this account0.93%median for 100K–1M
| Metric | This account | Median for 100K–1M | Ratio |
|---|---|---|---|
| Median views per post | 17 665 | 5 983 | 2.95× |
| Reach (views ÷ followers) | 2.24% | 1.49% | 1.50× |
| Engagement rate | 1.39% | 0.93% | 1.49× |
Others in this range → Compare with another account → How these benchmarks are built →
Growth & engagement
How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.
Views per post
1.5M20 Sep
25.5K21 Sep
71.6K
15.2K
14.3K
24.1K22 Sep
17.4K
16.8K
12K
526.5K23 Sep
16.3K
9.4K
17.8K
5.6K24 Sep
Last 14 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.
Engagement rate per post
0.85%20 Sep
4.78%21 Sep
1.63%
1.26%
1.21%
1.28%22 Sep
10.87%
0.73%
1.09%
1.77%23 Sep
1.08%
0.86%
6.16%
1.47%24 Sep
Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 100K–1M accounts is 0.93%.
What the audience does
Likes76.0%202 926 in total
Reposts10.9%29 103 in total
Replies2.5%6 577 in total
Quotes1.0%2 590 in total
Bookmarks9.7%25 854 in total
Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.
The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.
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