UrinatingTree ✓
@UrinatingTree · Bottom of a sixtol · joined 03 Apr 2010
A mediocre shitposter bitching about mediocrity. The carousel never stops. For Uche.
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Of course this comes out the literal moment I release the NFC Haters Guide lmao.
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The MAC needs a B1gger Br1be from Michigan
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The MAC now says that “replay protocol was not properly followed” in the Western Michigan-Michigan game and the league has filed a formal appeal with the NCAA FBS Oversight Committee to be recognized as the winner. https://t.co/gVA18kozym
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Conjuring the spirit of Lane Kiffin is a pathway to outcomes that some consider... unnatural.
Not enough popcorn in the world for this shit.
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NEW: The SEC filed an amendment to its federal lawsuit against LSU and Lane Kiffin, seeking the authority to expel LSU from the league, @PeteNakos reports.
https://t.co/pxJ1TtVnI5 https://t.co/ppPgW4EBCI
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Jalin Hyatt, Evan Neal, AND Darius Slayton gone in a week?
The Giants have just won the Super Bowl.
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This comment is just peak AFL. The empty promises. The massive amount of debt. The commissioner that couldn't get into the damn country.
It's fucking perfect. https://t.co/gnbjPTzwqB
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Two days until the championship game. The AFL may not have a place to play it now.
Playing in a shopping mall would've been badass, too.
https://t.co/RxOF1vadU7
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Half the teams have folded, some matches are against clubs in semi-pro leagues, and the AFL's running on fumes. Know what this calls for?
Mandatory Week Ten Bye Week! If you made the playoffs? You get to sit in an effort for the league to save money!
https://t.co/ncl6GaOTta
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You thought there wouldn't be a other update to this thread. You were wrong.
RIP West Texas Desert Hawks.
https://t.co/28FRTA7kl9
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BREAKING: As first reported by @ShadySportsNet , a West Texas Desert Hawks player informed me that the team has shut down. More details to follow - @arenainsider
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- Be the Oregon Blackbears
- Play in an arena unsuitable for arena football
- Win regardless
- Get shut down by the league after coup d'etat
- Are brought back from the dead by means of necromancy
- Secure a 3-0 record
- Make a deal with HUMBL, the ticketing app that was once htt
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The revival of the Oregon Blackbears was short-lived. They are once again out of the AFL, as they're down to nine franchises remaining.
However, the Blackbears just announced a partnership with HUMBL, the ticketing app partnered with the AFL under the Lee Hutton regime.
Things
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We're back to the point of AFL teams facing franchises outside of the league. At least they aren't making them act as Rapid City or something. https://t.co/1WZnp0bVbJ
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The Blackbears were reborn, so apparently a team had to shutter in response. The Rapid City Marshals had been through a lot of chaos in their own right, so consider this collateral from the Lee Hutton era.
All the way down to another team playing as them.
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Rapid City, SD – May 24, 2024 - The Rapid City Marshals regretfully announce the cessation of operations, effective immediately. This decision stems from a lack of leadership from previous Arena Football League (AFL) league officials and their unfulfilled promises rendering it
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The low arena ceiling and cattle fencing is back! The team itself is pretty decent as well.
https://t.co/sf4Nq0qzPN
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In a dramatic turn of events, the Oregon Blackbears executive team has agreed in principle with @OfficialAFL on a new licensing agreement that allows for the completion of the 2024 season and the addition back onto the remaining 2024 AFL schedule. https://t.co/mKhUyCvJQ0
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They finally updated the site shown first on a Google search?
Actual schedules? Basic competence?
Are they actually going to use this thing called a redirecting link for the second page, too?
https://t.co/9Cdgs3Ptmi
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Important to note: the Arena Football League will be using https://t.co/0KRt07SkRx moving forward. The schedules appear to have been updated on the site also.
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Lee Hutton speaks after weeks of radio silence!
He blames everyone else for his fuckups. https://t.co/nBr5Jsvprw
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A live reaction from the Philadelphia Soul on the revelations of these past twenty-four hours: https://t.co/zoXPpvpnRU
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Ten teams from here on out. The Oregon Blackbears (they of stadium meant for rodeos and auctions) and Louisiana Voodoo (the team that hasn't played in a few weeks) are officially muerte as well.
Sixteen franchises was a good idea to who?
https://t.co/PxA20ZZGLO
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How could a team struggle to stay afloat after one game with an endzone like this? https://t.co/CtLLLbg8vf
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NEW: According to an AFL press release, there will be ten teams from here on out:
Albany Firebirds, Billings Outlaws, Nashville Kats, Orlando Predators, Rapid City Marshals, Salina Liberty, SW Kansas Storm, Washington Wolfpack, West Texas Desert Hawks, Wichita Regulators
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Not paying or feeding players and them strongly considering not playing a week two matchup is negative chatter and misinformation?
https://t.co/EofIW145du
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Minnesota Myth owner Diana Hutton on the Myth ceasing operations
“Unfortunately the effort was lost in the waves of negative chatter and misinformation that plagued social media, led by intentional efforts from non-supportive teams within the league and other individuals.”
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There seems to be a mutiny taking place in the AFL. Lee Hutton (despite the commissioner being unable to be overthrown in the current AFL bylaws) will be replaced by Jeff Fisher in a vote by the leagues ownership groups.
I don't blame them with how useless Hutton's been.
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DEVELOPING: A source says the remaining Arena Football League owners reportedly appointed current Nashville Kats owner Jeff Fisher as interim commissioner in a unanimous vote. An official announcement is expected to come on Tuesday.
More to follow on @arenainsider
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A statement has been made by Diana Hutton (the first public statement made by any Hutton in weeks). Everything is a conspiracy! The hard work of the Huttons is being undermined by outside forces that want them to leave!
Ignore the lack of pay and food for players and coaches!
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Against accounts of the same size
6 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 100K–1M follower range. shown far beyond its own audience, and the audience reacts.
Median views56 656this account4 864median for 100K–1M
Reach, %41.98%this account1.79%median for 100K–1M
Engagement, %3.10%this account1.30%median for 100K–1M
| Metric | This account | Median for 100K–1M | Ratio |
|---|---|---|---|
| Median views per post | 56 656 | 4 864 | 11.7× |
| Reach (views ÷ followers) | 41.98% | 1.79% | 23.4× |
| Engagement rate | 3.10% | 1.30% | 2.38× |
Others in this range → Compare with another account → How these benchmarks are built →
Growth & engagement
How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.
Views per post
45.9K26 May
48.8K29 May
44.4K4 Jun
74.1K18 Jun
52.7K
21.3K26 Jun
35.3K17 Jul
16.5K
66.7K7 Sep
2.9M8 Sep
34.1K
1.7M
35.2K
46.6K
Last 14 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.
Engagement rate per post
0.34%26 May
0.36%29 May
0.57%4 Jun
0.12%18 Jun
0.62%
0.80%26 Jun
0.75%17 Jul
1.32%
3.17%7 Sep
0.23%8 Sep
3.03%
0.96%
4.45%
4.87%
Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 100K–1M accounts is 1.30%.
What the audience does
Likes84.4%29 803 in total
Reposts6.8%2 389 in total
Replies2.8%974 in total
Quotes3.1%1 101 in total
Bookmarks2.9%1 033 in total
Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.
The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.
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