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@dekim_Kalvino · Broken💔 · joined 24 Oct 2021
35 271Followers
7 549Following
611 659Posts total
10.4KViews on collected posts
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Landlord increased the rent by $40.
My Gen Z neighbor got two roommates.
Landlord increased it again.
He got four more.
At this point, the landlord is accidentally building a hostel.
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@dekim_Kalvino Chills dowm my spine just like when I read the monkeys paw story
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My Uber driver asked why I was wearing a headscarf. I told him I was on my way to chemotherapy. He went quiet, then said, “Don’t worry, today’s ride is on me.” I thanked him and got out. He probably forgot about that ride by the end of the day. I’ll remember his kindness for the
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The chemistry between women and weed needs to be studied. Three puffs and suddenly the thermostat is broken.
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Grandma slowly walked toward the door. My father tried to stop her, but she only said, “I've been waiting ten years for this night.” She opened it. Nobody was there. Just two pairs of wet footprints leading away from the house. Then my little sister screamed from upstairs. We ran
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Nobody spoke for almost a minute. Then Grandma walked into her bedroom, opened an old wooden box and pulled out a photograph I'd never seen before. It showed my brother standing beside the river on the day he disappeared. But there was another child standing behind him. Same
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Grandma locked every door and told us nobody was allowed outside until sunrise. Around 2 a.m., something began scratching underneath the house. My mother started crying because she recognized the sound. “That's how he used to scratch the floor when he wanted us to find him,” she
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When I was 10, my little brother disappeared from our grandmother’s house. Everyone searched the neighborhood until someone found his red sweater hanging from a tree beside the river. The police assumed he had fallen in. We buried an empty coffin three days later. That night,
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...until my bus arrived. As I stood to leave, he placed the phone gently beside him on the bench, screen facing up, as if he were saving her a seat.
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Then he showed me the final message she had sent: “Dad, I’ll call you when I get home.” He swallowed hard and said, “She never made it home.” We sat there quietly for a while...
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“She isn’t.” He looked at the screen for a moment before explaining that she had died two years earlier. He still had their last conversation saved because he couldn't bring himself to delete it.
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I was sitting at a bus stop when I noticed an old man checking his phone every few minutes. I asked if he was waiting for someone, and he smiled. “My daughter,” he said. “She always used to call me after work.” I smiled back & asked when she was coming. His expression changed...
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Against accounts of the same size
14 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 10K–100K follower range. reaches fewer people than peers, but engages them much harder.
Median views284this account924median for 10K–100K
Reach, %0.81%this account3.62%median for 10K–100K
Engagement, %2.42%this account1.52%median for 10K–100K
| Metric | This account | Median for 10K–100K | Ratio |
|---|---|---|---|
| Median views per post | 284 | 924 | 0.31× |
| Reach (views ÷ followers) | 0.81% | 3.62% | 0.22× |
| Engagement rate | 2.42% | 1.52% | 1.59× |
Others in this range → Compare with another account → How these benchmarks are built →
Growth & engagement
How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.
Views per post
2.7K4 Sep
264
236
217
92
2.4K
354
280
288
242
1.3K
741
127
1.2K
Last 14 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.
Engagement rate per post
6.47%4 Sep
3.41%
2.54%
2.30%
0.00%
5.90%
0.85%
0.36%
1.04%
0.00%
20.93%
15.25%
0.79%
11.90%
Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.52%.
What the audience does
Likes58.1%515 in total
Reposts35.4%314 in total
Replies4.3%38 in total
Bookmarks2.1%19 in total
Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.
The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.
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Frequently asked questions about @dekim_Kalvino
How many followers does @dekim_Kalvino have?
35 271 followers.
How many posts has @dekim_Kalvino published?
611 659 posts.
How do posts by @dekim_Kalvino perform?
Collected posts: 14. Views: 10 378. Likes: 515.