Hoeflator/LJB | Yishun's Greatest Poet | COE/GCB ✓

@hoeflator · Yishun · joined 05 May 2023

live, laugh, lanjiao

12 615Followers

1 042Following

5 846Posts total

126.5KViews on collected posts

Against accounts of the same size

9 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 10K–100K follower range. shown widely, but few of those viewers react.

Median views4 579this account949median for 10K–100K

Reach, %36.30%this account3.23%median for 10K–100K

Engagement, %0.74%this account2.00%median for 10K–100K

Metric	This account	Median for 10K–100K	Ratio
Median views per post	4 579	949	4.83×
Reach (views ÷ followers)	36.30%	3.23%	11.2×
Engagement rate	0.74%	2.00%	0.37×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

7.5K8 Aug

43.2K25 Aug

604

52.8K3 Sep

8.4K4 Sep

4.6K

2.1K

4.2K5 Sep

Last 9 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.69%8 Aug

0.44%25 Aug

1.99%

1.88%

0.33%3 Sep

0.57%4 Sep

0.74%

2.60%

1.49%5 Sep

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 2.00%.

What the audience does

Likes78.3%589 in total

Reposts3.6%27 in total

Replies7.4%56 in total

Quotes1.3%10 in total

Bookmarks9.3%70 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

Followers by day

5 Sep

Daily snapshots since 05 Sep 2026; the dashed line is the starting count.

Latest posts

The striversinkie is a curious archetype of pure inhumanity masquerading as a cutesy ladder-climbing eunuch/eunuchette. Everything is in pursuit of more like a dog chasing cars, but once it reaches the car, it can only chase after the next one, never knowing what they're even 4.2K views · 51 likes · 5 reposts · 4 replies 05 Sep 2026 · Open on X →

Thai waitress first thought I was Thai Then she thought I was Japanese because I understood the sushi chef International Han of mystery… 2.1K views · 50 likes · 0 reposts · 5 replies 04 Sep 2026 · Open on X →

Excuse me PM @LawrenceWongST I see a generational trade for Singaporean birthrates in this post, do you? 4.6K views · 33 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 04 Sep 2026 · Open on X →

New Singaporeans mate, they’re just like us, they share our values and culture 8.4K views · 45 likes · 2 reposts · 1 replies 04 Sep 2026 · Open on X →

The FairPrice lady said “I see you are…” The Indian heard “CECA”. The Indian woman wasn’t looking to solve a problem. She was looking for victim points to use against the FairPrice lady. Remember guys, in India they practice Izzat where they must “win” at any cost. https://t.c 52.8K views · 136 likes · 9 reposts · 21 replies 03 Sep 2026 · Open on X →

10k baby bonus is already almost gone once you factor in the hospital birth costs. In Nordic countries they literally send you a care package that gets you started for a year. This is classic Chinese parenting. Here’s the paycheck now breed for me you domesticated swine! 3K views · 54 likes · 1 reposts · 1 replies 25 Aug 2026 · Open on X →

@hoeflator The political blogger Spandrell once coined the term "IQ Shredder" to describe places that highly encouraged spending all resources on economic output, then dared to complain people weren't bothering to spend any on marriage and kids. The example he used was SG. 604 views · 12 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies 25 Aug 2026 · Open on X →

All these hardcore RW grift accounts are gonna have a painful reality check when in several years these policies have done largely nothing. Even your gem of a supposed perfect city state is falling. Everything gets reset in this lifetime. Fourth Turning. 43.2K views · 160 likes · 9 reposts · 20 replies 25 Aug 2026 · Open on X →

The Chinese man’s penis points to Heaven because an infinite amount of lifetimes and dynasties ripped him from his celestial connection to the spiritual world 7.5K views · 48 likes · 1 reposts · 3 replies 08 Aug 2026 · Open on X →