Jimmy Buffett Fan, Esq.

@jimmy_esq

Just a D.C. attorney looking for his lost shaker of salt. Plainly not the real Jimmy Buffett, don't be daft. Tweets adhere to the standards at 1 U.S.C. § 1.

2 443Followers

237Following

2 087Posts total

29.8KViews on collected posts

Latest posts

Jimmy Buffett Fan, Esq.@jimmy_esq4 Sep

@jimmy_esq That is a genuinely retarded ruling. Federal courts receive paper filings all the time. If a crazy homeless person drops off their handwritten lawsuit against Sauron on a Friday at midnight, they think the court has someone there to file it instantly? 69 views · 3 likes · 1 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Jimmy Buffett Fan, Esq.@jimmy_esq4 Sep

@jimmy_esq I'm a big court records should be public guy who thinks sealing should be very very rare, but this seems kind of wild from the Ninth Circuit. 123 views · 2 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Jimmy Buffett Fan, Esq.@jimmy_esq3 Sep

@jimmy_esq The Seventh Circuit doesn't meet this constitutional standard either. 832 views · 11 likes · 1 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Jimmy Buffett Fan, Esq.@jimmy_esq3 Sep

Today, the Ninth Circuit held that making the public wait "a few minutes to a few days" to see court filings is unconst'l. Under CA9's test, does the Supreme Court's own efiling process, under which cert. petitions are not publicly docketed for days, likewise violate the Const.?

28.7K views · 82 likes · 9 reposts · 6 replies Open on X →

Against accounts of the same size

4 posts from the last 90 days, next to the under 10K follower range. reaches fewer people than peers of the same size.

Median views478this account4 175median for under 10K

Reach, %19.55%this account250.82%median for under 10K

Engagement, %1.59%this account1.41%median for under 10K

Metric	This account	Median for under 10K	Ratio
Median views per post	478	4 175	0.11×
Reach (views ÷ followers)	19.55%	2.5× audience	0.08×
Engagement rate	1.59%	1.41%	1.13×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

28.7K3 Sep

832

1234 Sep

Last 4 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.34%3 Sep

1.56%

1.63%4 Sep

5.80%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for under 10K accounts is 1.41%.

What the audience does

Likes76.6%98 in total

Reposts8.6%11 in total

Replies5.5%7 in total

Bookmarks9.4%12 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.