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@notadvice · Not A CIA Blacksite · joined 21 May 2021

✨ Top Senior Chief Legal Counsel - Shadow Cabal News ✨ goddamn twitter kingpin ✨ certifiable problem ✨ The Collapse™ ✨ Bourbon and Bullshit ✨ Nestmaxxing ✨

33 129Followers
1 194Following
96 172Posts total
412KViews on collected posts

Latest posts

Why yes I do actually want to create cringe family traditions like matching Christmas pajamas, Sunday dinners, handwritten birthday letters, Christmas cookie baking day, annual portraits, and celebrating our anniversary like it’s a birthday every year. 2.8K views · 216 likes · 11 reposts · 9 replies Open on X →
I’d like your comment but you already blocked me like a little bitch 1.1K views · 37 likes · 0 reposts · 5 replies Open on X →
@notadvice I can tell you they're harder to keep entertained 138 views · 7 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →
A dark sky is the last true luxury. https://t.co/PYt2bHjYSK
Photo of the Milky Way with the silhouette of a pine tree and oak tree at the bottom
2K views · 103 likes · 2 reposts · 3 replies Open on X →
A dark sky is the last true luxury. https://t.co/pJm7hnwrlC
10K views · 1K likes · 51 reposts · 42 replies Open on X →
@notadvice YES. 🔥 🔥 🔥 170 views · 4 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →
@notadvice But women have been trying to turn us into poodles for 40 years. Many of us have checked out. 144 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →
I don’t want a golden retriever husband, I want a Belgian Malinois husband. 11.9K views · 107 likes · 8 reposts · 32 replies Open on X →
@notadvice I love your passion❤️‍🔥 & your accent.🤌🏼 https://t.co/n8AJJnS6qa
GIF
97 views · 5 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →
@notadvice I wonder how Victor Bout is enjoying his release. 950 views · 7 likes · 1 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →
@notadvice @fairieretvrns @MakeItAQuote 342 views · 5 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →
Don’t Care ✨ Didn’t Ask ✨ Opinion Discarded ✨ Cope ✨ Seethe ✨ Touch Grass ✨ Die Mad ✨ https://t.co/Zulw9DBnAx
Nice Cage smoking cigar at start of Lord of War movie
382.4K views · 779 likes · 68 reposts · 47 replies Open on X →

Against accounts of the same size

8 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 10K–100K follower range. shown far beyond its own audience, and the audience reacts.

Median views1 558this account924median for 10K–100K
Reach, %4.70%this account3.62%median for 10K–100K
Engagement, %4.37%this account1.52%median for 10K–100K
MetricThis accountMedian for 10K–100KRatio
Median views per post1 5589241.69×
Reach (views ÷ followers)4.70%3.62%1.30×
Engagement rate4.37%1.52%2.87×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

382.4K16 May
342
95024 May
9715 Jul
11.9K6 Sep
1447 Sep
170
10K
2K
138
1.1K
2.8K

Last 12 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.24%16 May
1.75%
0.95%24 May
5.15%15 Jul
1.26%6 Sep
2.78%7 Sep
2.94%
11.29%
5.63%
5.07%
3.66%
8.44%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.52%.

What the audience does

Likes82.6%2 298 in total
Reposts5.1%141 in total
Replies5.1%142 in total
Quotes1.0%27 in total
Bookmarks6.3%174 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

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