Steve Faulkner ✓

@southpolesteve

working on workers who work on workers @cloudflare / South Pole visitor

6 751Followers

506Following

8 250Posts total

1MViews on collected posts

Latest posts

Steve Faulkner ✓@southpolesteve18 Sep

@southpolesteve the corresponding while loop https://t.co/FK9mWlNPtN

3.3K views · 113 likes · 2 reposts · 3 replies Open on X →

Steve Faulkner ✓@southpolesteve18 Sep

@southpolesteve This is amazing! Probably smart not to call it JevaScript 40.6K views · 880 likes · 9 reposts · 6 replies Open on X →

Steve Faulkner ✓@southpolesteve18 Sep

@southpolesteve i am now a Jeveloper 5.5K views · 133 likes · 0 reposts · 3 replies Open on X →

Steve Faulkner ✓@southpolesteve18 Sep

I've seen people describe Jev as an "AI if statement". But what if it actually WAS an if statement? Introducing Probably: a programming language powered by Jev: https://t.co/Sg8lTR4Zx3 Jev baked into the language. “feels” asks a question. “match” routes between descriptions. ht

949.8K views · 4.6K likes · 301 reposts · 199 replies Open on X →

Steve Faulkner ✓@southpolesteve30 Jul

@southpolesteve @octanejs the next slop fork has no JS at all 1.1K views · 8 likes · 0 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →

Steve Faulkner ✓@southpolesteve30 Jul

in all seriousness: if you’re looking for a Next.js alternative, start with Vinext: https://t.co/SiLvsG39HD Nextane is a Pages Router-only experiment built on alpha software. Octane doesn’t do RSCs, so neither does this. It took a few hours, entirely voice-prompting Codex from 1.7K views · 14 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Steve Faulkner ✓@southpolesteve30 Jul

oops, I did it again. I slopforked Vinext (itself a slopfork of Next.js) into Nextane: the Next.js Pages Router rebuilt entirely on @octanejs Vinext = Next.js without Turbopack Nextane = Vinext without React Biggest win is initial client JS: Next.js: 109.9 KiB gzip Vinext: 42.5K views · 158 likes · 14 reposts · 17 replies Open on X →

Against accounts of the same size

7 posts from the last 90 days, next to the under 10K follower range. below its peers on both reach and engagement.

Median views5 504this account3 720median for under 10K

Reach, %81.53%this account236.14%median for under 10K

Engagement, %0.95%this account1.41%median for under 10K

Metric	This account	Median for under 10K	Ratio
Median views per post	5 504	3 720	1.48×
Reach (views ÷ followers)	81.53%	2.4× audience	0.35×
Engagement rate	0.95%	1.41%	0.67×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

42.5K30 Jul

1.7K

1.1K

949.8K18 Sep

5.5K

40.6K

3.3K

Last 7 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.44%30 Jul

0.80%

0.95%

0.56%18 Sep

2.49%

2.22%

3.62%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for under 10K accounts is 1.41%.

What the audience does

Likes63.6%5 901 in total

Reposts3.5%326 in total

Replies2.5%230 in total

Quotes2.5%233 in total

Bookmarks27.9%2 585 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

Followers by day

15 Sep

Daily snapshots since 15 Sep 2026; the dashed line is the starting count.

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