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TheKOOKReport

@thekookreport · Bay Area · joined 11 Feb 2021

Know what you own™️. Not financial advice. Bonvoy Ambassador Elite, United 1K, Hertz President’s Circle. YTD negative. Parody account!

19 227Followers
657Following
17 478Posts total
139KViews on collected posts

Latest posts

Citadel is done. $ASTS The Terror is over. 34.7K views · 374 likes · 9 reposts · 20 replies Open on X →
I don't believe in coincidences. I believe Adriana sent us a signal. I believe September will bring all the things we've wanted. For the record, I believe J-LEO will happen and I believe we'll get T-Mobile (potentially with a gating item being the finalization of the Grain h 16.8K views · 586 likes · 26 reposts · 41 replies Open on X →
Once again our Chart Bro is wrong. The flippening is $SPCX. Funny, either today the T-shots are hitting better or maybe I just have balls when the stock price is up? 🤷‍♀️ https://t.co/vw1JbvAjrC 12.9K views · 121 likes · 4 reposts · 8 replies Open on X →
And no sooner does realized vol come. I’m adding some Vega to my book. Enough is enough. $ASTS 15.7K views · 150 likes · 5 reposts · 6 replies Open on X →
I'm still focused on this vol collapse. It's not the case that ever time vol gets crushed that the bottom is in, but you can see a few times when this was the case, especially Sept 2025... $ASTS The market is getting complacent. https://t.co/vLwGXd9KS3 42.7K views · 281 likes · 6 reposts · 10 replies Open on X →
@thekookreport https://t.co/rn6j22rk9T 10.4K views · 84 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →
@thekookreport You should do a 10h space where you go through this 😀 4.2K views · 53 likes · 0 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →
@thekookreport You’re a legend! 🔥 1.7K views · 40 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Against accounts of the same size

5 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 10K–100K follower range. shown widely, but few of those viewers react.

Median views16 809this account997median for 10K–100K
Reach, %87.42%this account3.69%median for 10K–100K
Engagement, %1.03%this account1.61%median for 10K–100K
MetricThis accountMedian for 10K–100KRatio
Median views per post16 80999716.9×
Reach (views ÷ followers)87.42%3.69%23.7×
Engagement rate1.03%1.61%0.64×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

1.7K22 Dec
4.2K
10.4K
42.7K31 Aug
15.7K2 Sep
12.9K
16.8K
34.7K3 Sep

Last 8 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

2.40%22 Dec
1.31%
0.82%
0.70%31 Aug
1.03%2 Sep
1.03%
3.89%
1.16%3 Sep

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.61%.

What the audience does

Likes90.7%1 689 in total
Reposts2.7%50 in total
Replies4.7%88 in total
Quotes0.3%6 in total
Bookmarks1.6%30 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

Followers by day

4 Sep

Daily snapshots since 04 Sep 2026; the dashed line is the starting count.

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